Sunday, November 23, 2008

A farewell, and a greeting.

A little while I ago I mentioned that I was car shopping.

About a week before Halloween, I was driving home from work and I noticed that my car was kind of rocking while idling. This had happened before, twice. It was usually followed by the check engine light coming on, taking in the car for servicing, having some filter get unclogged and me being a few hundred bucks poorer. Sure enough, I stopped at my dad's house to pick up something, and when I started the car up again, the check engine light came on. I abandoned my car in the driveway and drove my dad's car to the football game that night. (Leading a pep band of less than ten people, woo!)

A few days later, the car went into the shop, and yes, there was a clogged filter, but that wasn't all: The smog protection stuff was messed up and the transmission was leaking. Total cost for repair: $1700.

I'd always told myself that if it would be less expensive to make payments on a new car than pay for repairs on my old one, then I'd go buy a new car. I'd already put two grand into car repairs in the past year alone. Sadly, it was finally that time.

For the past seven years, I have been driving a 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis. My mom had bought it when I was in sixth grade, and it had been relatively unused at the time I got my driver's license. I started out driving it on weekends when my dad would need his bright yellow Caddy, the car I took my driver's test on and also a hand-me-down from my grandfather. (The '88 El Dorado died just after I started college. Dad bought another used Caddy to replace it, and after that, a Grand Marquis. We like familiarity around here.)

Within my first year driving "the boat," I saw it go over to 80,000 miles. This year, it passed 141,000. It survived three years going back and forth to college, and four years going back and forth to Jarret's house.

While I've driven it...

  • The windshield's been cracked by a rock once (adding to the crack that was already there)
  • The right back window had to be glued shut to keep it from falling down
  • The motors for both front windows have been fixed
  • A piece of plastic has been hanging off the side for a year and a half
  • The ignition column's been replaced
  • I backed it into a car parked across the street from my dad's house
  • I've scraped the sides against many trees, bushes, and a pole
  • (Still not as bad as my mom crashing the garage door on the hood, haha)
  • A lady backed into it thinking there was no one behind her at the intersection
  • The brakes have been replaced...twice
  • The shocks have been replaced...twice
  • The horn's been replaced...once
  • The master cylinder was replaced, after my brakes almost didn't work (remember, they cut out while I was slamming on them to avoid deer crossing the road!)
  • I ran over a nail and didn't even notice the tire was flat until people pointed it out to me (while driving on the turnpike)
  • The back window was replaced, after it randomly shattered into a thousand pieces
  • The front bumper got knocked off
  • The air bag light's been on for the better part of the last five years (started right after the front bumper was replaced)

And I'm sure I've forgotten stuff. Yeah, I've kinda just given an elegy to a car, but keep in mind it is something that has been an integral part of half my life.



When I went out to buy a new car, I only wanted these things for sure:

  • Something smaller, so I could park better (turns out, it wasn't the car's fault that I suck at parking, oh well).
  • It had to have all wheel drive. The boat only had rear wheel drive and couldn't drive normally on wet roads, and when it snowed, forget it.
  • Cloth seats. I hate leather.

And for the first three weeks of searching, I drove my dad's car and everything was fine, and then my brother Bryan got into a fender bender on route 17, and now he's borrowing my dad's car and I spent a week driving Jeff's Murano. Don't like the car too much, but heated seats are nice when it's cold.

I knew that this car buying excursion had been coming for a while, so I'd saved up quite a bit for this. I put most of the car's cost down and financed the rest only to build up my credit history. I'll spare the details of the test driving and absolute frustration the various parties involved gave me in actually getting this all done, but in the end, here it is.



It's a 2009 Ford Fusion. Loaded with lots of cool features. Loving it so far. The boat, after being left in the cold and not being used for a month, has started to make high pitched whining sounds when I start it. It's time for it to be donated. And I, for the first time in my life, will look forward to driving in the winter.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wow, good thing I'm not applying for a job in President Obama's cabinet!

This is the application questionnaire.

Holy crackers, that's detailed.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

As I enter the not so lovely world of identity theft...

Thursday was a day to spend with Jarret. (As NJ teachers, we were off Thursday and Friday. Teacher's convention? Puh-leez.) We went out to lunch, and I paid for it with my credit card.

Later, we were wandering around in a store and I wanted to buy something. I handed over my credit card...where it was declined. I found the cash in my wallet, and was on my cell to check my credit limit before I even got to the car. I was still well below the limit, as I thought, but Jarret assured me that it was a cloudy day, and there was probably a glitch in the store's computer system.

We then went to another store where my credit card got declined again. Time to call the credit card company again and get a real person on the line.

"Well, yes, we stopped transactions on that account," said the security person. "There was a $3000 charge at a Circuit City in Miami."

What?!

"And a $300 charge at a Home Depot in Miami. You did not make these purchases, correct?"

After I assured the woman that I was in New Jersey (as evidenced by the charge I'd made for lunch less than half an hour before the first one from Miami) we sorted out which purchases were mine, and which weren't, and now my credit card account is closed and I'm getting a new card in a few days.

Basically, someone in Miami got a hold of my credit card number, and proceeded to buy a really nice TV and installation equipment for it. Jarret wondered how a Circuit City employee could let anyone make a purchase for $3000 without checking ID, which leads us to believe it might have been an employee at that store, or just another reason why the chain's finances are currently in the toilet, because now that my account's closed, those stores don't get their money.

Luckily, I noticed something was wrong quickly, and my credit card company is very very good with security. Because the last thing I need right before I buy a new car would be for my credit score to tank. I would have had to buy a used sub-compact!

Um, yeah, more on the buying a new car thing later.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

A letter to our president-elect.

Dear Barack Obama,

Originally, I was a Hilary supporter, and it took me until August to convince myself I could vote for you. I am glad you won, and congratulations.

I just have one thing to day, on behalf of everyone who voted for you, those who believe in you and those who are counting on you.


Please do not fuck this up.

Love,

Me

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I am wasting my Sunday afternoon academically pondering Beatles music. Because I can and want to.

The other day, after many rumors and many denials from me insisting that it will never happen, Harmonix and Apple announced that there will be a version of Rock Band with Beatles songs.

Why was I denying it? Because most Beatles rumors are never true, no matter how plausible they may be. I mean, we still have no digital remastering of the Beatles catalogue. They're not even on iTunes, for pete's sakes! And even though I salivate for them, I still have never seen the Shea Stadium or the Let It Be films because they were out of print long before I was even born. There are so many things that Apple could be doing for Beatles fans, but since Apple doesn't want to give more money to Michael Jackson than it has to, it's barely done anything. So the video game actually being ready for stores by next Christmas? I still have doubts (the release date for the documentary DVD of the making of the Cirque du Soleil show keeps getting pushed back further and further), but I think this will happen.

Many older Beatles fans are actually mad about this, since they want Apple's priorities to be on more important things, such as the ones I listed above. But I disagree, and not just because I love playing games from the Guitar Hero and Rock band series. At the beginning of each cycle, I asked each of my students to write down some of their favorite bands and songs. Some of them wrote down things that I knew they were only aware of because of the music's presence in those video games. Only one student, out of almost 200 so far, wrote down the Beatles. Having this video game around will help them see the light, so to speak.

What I wanted to do, since I've obsessively listened to and studied the Beatles for about ten years now, is come of with a list of the songs that should be in this video game, to better complement the way the game works. The game has roles for vocals, guitar, bass and drums, so you'd have to pick songs that at least feature most of them in a challenging and interesting way. The press on the game has also said that there would be only 45 songs available in the game from the band's original catalogue from 1962-1969. I'm taking that to mean that the two songs on the Anthology are out, as well as any of the covers from the Live at the BBC set that weren't on the albums.

My picks are probably not what's going to be in the actual game, because I'm going to include tracks that aren't as well known to the casual fan. But this is my blog, and my opinion, so nyah.

Anyway, I went through the list of Beatles tracks and came up with an original list of 57 songs that would be playable in this game's format. That meant many tracks that didn't have things such as drum and bass parts (Yesterday, Eleanor Rigby, Blackbird) were left out. Many songs were based off of piano riffs or orchestral accompaniments, so they were gone too. (Didn't pick a single track from the Magical Mystery Tour Album because of this.) Most of the cover versions were ignored because the Beatles stayed true to many of the the songs' original formats, and I wanted originality here. The notable exception is Twist and Shout, so I put it on the final list. I then whittled out 12 songs based on things like vocal difficulty (is there one part here, or three?) musical interest (sure, there's a guitar part, but it's potentially boring to play) and my personal preferences.

Here's the 12 that were on my list but I took out:

  1. A Taste of Honey
  2. Do You Want to Know a Secret
  3. This Boy
  4. If I Fell
  5. I’ll Be Back
  6. Eight Days a Week
  7. You’re Going to Lose that Girl
  8. Think for Yourself
  9. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
  10. Dear Prudence
  11. I Want You (She’s So Heavy)
  12. Two of Us

And the ones that I decided on:

  1. I Saw Her Standing There
  2. Twist and Shout
  3. All My Loving
  4. A Hard Day’s Night
  5. And I Love Her
  6. Can’t Buy Me Love
  7. Things We Said Today
  8. You Can’t Do That
  9. I Feel Fine
  10. I’ll Follow the Sun
  11. Help
  12. Another Girl
  13. Ticket to Ride
  14. I’ve Just Seen a Face
  15. Drive My Car
  16. Michelle
  17. Girl
  18. In My Life
  19. Day Tripper
  20. Paperback Writer
  21. Rain
  22. Taxman
  23. She Said She Said
  24. And Your Bird Can Sing
  25. Getting Better
  26. Good Morning Good Morning
  27. Revolution
  28. Back in the USSR
  29. Birthday
  30. Yer Blues
  31. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
  32. Helter Skelter
  33. Hey Bulldog
  34. The Ballad of John and Yoko
  35. Come Together
  36. Something
  37. Octopus’s Garden
  38. Here Comes the Sun
  39. The End
  40. Dig a Pony
  41. I Me Mine
  42. I’ve Got a Feeling
  43. One After 909
  44. For You Blue
  45. Get Back
I have no idea when the official list comes out, but I hope it's something similar to this. That'd be cool.