Sunday, October 28, 2007

I need this week to go better than the last one.

This past week, I'd hoped that the worst thing that could happen would that I'd have no team to root for in the world series. (I still don't.) It's against my nature to root for the Red Sox, as Rudy should have known, and then I found out that it's impossible for me to root for the Rockies either. Sigh.

However, Wednesday morning, a whole period's worth of class time was shot when a kid decided to keel over and throw up on some chairs about five minutes after the class started (he's fine). On Friday morning, we lost most of rehearsal for another class when we had an evacuation after a bomb score.

But that was just at work. Thursday evening, my brother returned home to find that the house had been broken into. Our glass back door had been smashed in, the golf club used to do it (found lying around on our porch) left stranded on a chair. Bits of glass extended to all corners of the family room. We can't use the top lock to our front door anymore, since they'd originally tried to jimmy that open with a knife and got the tip stuck inside. The aforementioned glass smasher had apparently cut themselves while trying to open the door, as evidenced by this person staggering around drunk and leaving blood stains on the walls.



(The stickers on the door were so we wouldn't walk into clear glass. The sticker on the wall is from the police.)



How do we know they were drunk? How do I know to say "they?" Because the only thing missing in the entire house was almost every drop of alcohol we had, and there were no blood stains found by the liquor cabinet. Most of what was taken was hard liquor brought over from my grandmother's house in our search to sort out her things after her death, so it's more of a odd sentimental loss than material.

The worst part is, we know who was involved with this, the police agree with us, but no one can pin any evidence to convict anyone (yet...hopefully), and there's nothing we can do right now to make sure something like this doesn't happen again with worse things missing than alcohol.

This coming week actually has the potential to be worse for me, believe it or not, and I just don't want it to be. I just can't do it.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Hmm. Connecticut might want to read this.

Jonathan is home this weekend for my birthday, and he was being a jerk and randomly saying things to me, than randomly naming bible verses that they're from. I actually looked one of them up to prove him wrong. Here's what I found instead. It's, Amos 4:1-3. I didn't even know there was a book of Amos until now. (I claim Jew.)

1 Hear this word, you cows of Bashan on Mount Samaria,
you women who oppress the poor and crush the needy
and say to your husbands, "Bring us some drinks!"

2 The Sovereign LORD has sworn by his holiness:
"The time will surely come
when you will be taken away with hooks,
the last of you with fishhooks.

3 You will each go straight out
through breaks in the wall,
and you will be cast out toward Harmon,"
declares the LORD.

See that? All drunken waspish housewives who don't care about poor people will be carried out of their houses by hooks! The bible said so, it must be true!

Fictional characters coming out brings out the nerd in me.

J.K Rowling Reveals that Dumbledore was Gay

This obviously makes some story lines of book 7 viewed from a different perspective. Now, when I imagine the duel between Dumbledore and Grindelwald in my head, it's like the end of Revenge of the Sith. Just imagine:

"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the Deathly Hallows, not leave it in darkness! I loved you, Grindelwald!"

Sunday, October 14, 2007

All the news that's fit to put on tv.

I've been a fan of Bob Harris since he first appeared on Jeopardy almost ten years ago, although I hadn't really remembered it was him until I read his first book. Anyway, he's finished his second book, Who Hates Whom:Well-Armed Fanatics, Intractable Conflicts,and Various Things Blowing Up:A Woefully Incomplete Guide™, and here's an animated version of something that he pondered while writing it. It's a good point.